Tag: Welcome

I've been pulled into The Escapement Room! Is it flagellation for buying an Omega because of the Bond marketing? Maybe it's payback for wearing my watch into the shower? Either way, I'm trapped in The Escapement Room. How about some background on me? I like Piña coladas, and every so often I get caught in… Continue reading Confined Within The Escapement Room… →

I was lured with the promises of fame & fortune (😉) and no sooner did I arrive and sign my paperwork, than the gates closed behind me and I finally noticed no handles on the insides of the entryways. No matter. I belong here... I think. For now, all that matters is that Admin believes… Continue reading I’ve Been Locked In! →