It's roughly ten minutes to two and I'm laying in my bed. I don't smoke and don't plan to start, but I'm sure a cigarette would do me well now. My trusty (somewhat) Kienzle travel alarm clock is wound up and running next to my ear. It's loud, but it doesn't bother me. I'm used… Continue reading Come what may, I love what I do.
Author: Ryan Schwartz
Buyer, seller, repairer and collector of vintage and pre-owned watches. Student of geology.
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Preparation for my creative writing exam (a post about mayonnaise)
I've always found that the best way to prepare for an essay is to write a whole load of nonsense about anything under the sun. I often recycle stories from this blog when in need of something to write. It's as easy as, scroll, summarise, submit. (See, alliteration helps too, especially in first additional language… Continue reading Preparation for my creative writing exam (a post about mayonnaise)
βThe Escapement Roomβ nou in Afrikaans
Translation provided at the end of post. Die ontbloot van geskiedenis deur horlosieversameling. Wat maak 'n horlosie spesiaal? Vra twee mense en jy sal drie antwoorde kry. Beweging? Styl of voorkoms? Waarde? Die lys gaan aan. Ek glo dat 'n horlosie word spesiaal deur die persoon wat hom dra. Suid-Afrika in die 1950s was tien… Continue reading βThe Escapement Roomβ nou in Afrikaans
Boasting
I got provisionally accepted into university, with first year financial aid, so I won't have to go into debt renting a shack with a blanket and bucket toilet. It will still cost an obscene amount, but at least I'll have some help. There's little more to this post, actually. I am also planning on applying… Continue reading Boasting
A confession
One year ago, if you were to ask me what country I would like my watches to hail from, I would have said Japan in a heartbeat. I would have mentioned the good value, the rich history and the good value again, in case you didn't hear me the first time. I am now a… Continue reading A confession
One night stand: Tissot Navigator 44646-1X
Boy, am I in deep mess here. I'm in love with another man's watch. This Tissot Navigator belongs to my watchmaker. It came to me after he couldn't get the crown stem in without the yoke slipping out of the clutch wheel. I thought that I could do it, but the same issue happened to… Continue reading One night stand: Tissot Navigator 44646-1X
The watch I wore when I lost my virginity
I remember the day, the 20th of March, when I lost my virginity. I remember it mostly because of the insane copulation, but also because it was something like three weeks ago. I needed to check all the boxes. Mommy didn't want to be disappointed. I was dressed well, my teeth glistened in the light… Continue reading The watch I wore when I lost my virginity
A column about nothing
Inspiration is hard to come by. Actually, it isn't, but proper inspiration is quite scarce. Writing is an escape for me. Writing is what I do to get rid of those annoying emotions that make me want to take up smoking. Now what the f*** do I write about? Life is only as mundane as… Continue reading A column about nothing
Are collectors getting younger?
In today's post I explain why Nico Leonard is actually the Antichrist Superstar, how an undercover sting operation runs most of watch Reddit, and why making a young lady pregnant is the ultimate step in watch collecting.
I may never buy a new watch again
There are plenty of things one can experience that will result in permanent change. Decapitation, a partner that is far too flirty for one's own capabilities, riding a motorcycle, and drinking brandy. Decapitation is obvious. I shan't elaborate on the next example. Riding a motorcycle is addictive and usually becomes a lifestyle for those who… Continue reading I may never buy a new watch again
The Escapement Room 