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Lazlo Delgrande… …Citizen’s global Everyman from the 1980s. Women love him, men want to be him. He had the slimmest, sleekest quartz dress watches adorning his wrist whilst he powered through lunch and coffee, securing the deals and charming the clientele. I do feel that Citizen keep him in mind when they drop new watches.… Continue reading Lazlo would be proud…
So I’m getting old. My nephew turns 18 soon, and the wife suggests we buy him a watch. He doesn’t wear a watch… at least he doesn’t wear the G-Shocks, Casios, or mods I’ve built him over the years. He’s surgically attached to his phone, and is constantly late to everything, therefore paradoxically in need… Continue reading Generational musings
Greg We haven’t had one of these in a while. We haven’t had much in a while. To be frank, my desire to write anything watch related is in remission. I really don’t care what Rolex and Tudor released at Watches and Wonders. I also don’t care that Longines made their signature dive watch less… Continue reading Round Table No. 20: Where y’at?
There are various definitions of “a mug's game” such as “an activity that will not make you happy or successful” and “a foolish, useless, or ill advised venture.” Watches are, for want of a better opener, a mug’s game. At least, it has reached that point for me. It’s tough to remain interested in 2026.… Continue reading It’s a mug’s game
Goals, people, we have to have goals. What is the point of this activity if we just see something shiny and figure out how to acquire it? That’s just crass consumerism. That is being a shopping addict, not a collector. (Do you feel the burning shame of your last thoughtless purchase? Good. I feel mine… Continue reading Collecting goals for 2026
No… you are not seeing things, that is a watch. A gaudy looking streetwear drop right? Wrong? It is the product of a sick mind. (Calm down son - Ed). No, but it is something I rescued from the box of bits. A 1970s Delta Computer that had a broken EB something (not checking, it… Continue reading Is this acceptable? I know what you did last Summer, and the Watchbros(tm) are appalled…
I suppose we’ve all seen the meme… I’ve even seen some videos on it - I mean it is just a meme, so take it with a pinch of salt. There are others versions of it that basically have Seiko and the end as well, but hey, we cannot always be right 😉 (emojis, really?… Continue reading Critical state watch collecting – what stage are you in?
The Swatch x Omega MoonSwatch... The Audemars Piguet Black Panther & Spiderman The JLC Batman Reverso... What do all of the watches above (and similar) have in common? They are all accused of dragging down or tainting the reputations of the respective brands. I happen agree with that statement, but not in the way you… Continue reading One Direction?
I can endure no more. Today, I buckled. James Bond is one of the most iconic characters in pop-culture. There's plenty reason to love him. He dresses well, he's nonchalant, yet charismatic, and he exudes effortless cool on the silver screen... or so I am told. That's because I've never watched a single Bond film… Continue reading “Bond, J—” Oh piss off
A little while back my brother-in-law went to a watch shop in London owned by a British microbrand. I will not name names, or locations, out of politeness... Their website has less than 10 models for “gentlemen” ranging from just under £200 for a basic quartz, up to sub-£800 for an automatic diver/adventure watch. Each… Continue reading Phoning it in…
The Escapement Room 